A few squeezes of the Sudoku Stress Ninja and your worries will mysteriously melt away. The stress ninja takes no prisoners.
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Everyone knows that going cold turkey is the toughest way to kick a bad habit—but this mini kit can help with a book full of helpful hints and a squeezable cold turkey stress reliever.
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Damn this enlarged prostate! I can no longer enjoy my active, water drinking lifestyle! (*squeeze* *squeeze*)
If that sounds like you, a few squeezes of this stress prostate will provide you with a small measure of relief.
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Personally I would prefer the real thing for stress relief, but a rubber squeezable toy will hold me until I can get to the pub.
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Putting your exes picture on a dart board seems like a lame and somewhat slapdash way of exacting revenge against them. If you want a something that gives you a little more satisfaction then you can get a 10 pack of these Shooting Silhouettes that have your spouse’s picture overlaid onto them. You can decide what caliber is appropriate: a .22 for someone you just miss, a .45 for a cheating, stinking whore.
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Personally, I always envisioned a roof mounted gun turret as the ultimate cure for road rage—but a rubber bat that you can smash your dashboard with will work ok too.
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I personally did not care who won the Chargers-Colts playoff game last week, but it still seemed like the referees were trying to screw the Chargers. It is at times like that I wouldn’t mind having this Referee Stress Toy. After he makes a ridiculous decision, you can squeeze the throat and watch the cheeks turn red, eyes pop out, tongue hang out and limbs flail until he changes the decision. Yes, he absolutely would have gotten a workout last weekend.
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Remember that scene in Office Space when they beat the hell out of the copier? Yeah, we’ve all been there. I still have nightmares about this old HP LaserJet and its dammed paper jams. Unfortunately, we can’t just bash the copier with a baseball bat (as satisfying as that would be), but we can grab one of these Copier Stress Toys to help soothe our frayed nerves.
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If you or anyone you know has the urge to go postal at the office, consider picking up one of these Office Commandos. Use the pencil as a controller to move the commando around and click on the eraser to start the rampage and activate one of his catch phases. It is sure to provide hours of stress relieving fun without that pesky murder rap.
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That’s right guys–enjoy all of the fun one giant squishy breast has to offer. Toss it to your friends, squeeze it for stress relief, or just caress it whilst crying in the dark. No matter what you use it for, one giant breast always equals a good time.
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