Look closely, that’s a rocket with a nipple on it—a rocket boob. And that’s a poop rocket right next to it. Seriously, my mind is blown at the absurdity of this. On the plus side, these stress toys should be quite effective. I don’t know how you can even look at them without laughing.
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A few squeezes of the Sudoku Stress Ninja and your worries will mysteriously melt away. The stress ninja takes no prisoners.
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Everyone knows that going cold turkey is the toughest way to kick a bad habit—but this mini kit can help with a book full of helpful hints and a squeezable cold turkey stress reliever.
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Damn this enlarged prostate! I can no longer enjoy my active, water drinking lifestyle! (*squeeze* *squeeze*)
If that sounds like you, a few squeezes of this stress prostate will provide you with a small measure of relief.
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