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Stress toys like this one fall in line with the Japanese “infinite toy” craze—trinkets that simulate a pleasurable experience over and over again. This can include bubble wrap, knuckle cracking and pop-top simulators. This particular pop-top simulator also features an inexplicable clucking chicken sound effect each time the can is “opened.”
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This ball is designed to relieve stress but it seems more likely to convert your stress into downright insanity. Just look a that crazy-ass thing. It laughs hysterically when you squeeze it too. It’s the kind of toy you worry about coming alive at night to cut your throat.
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Have you been feeling stressed out lately? Before you go on a rampage, give Sigmund Freud’s disembodied head a few squeezes. The tension will just melt away.
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Looking at something as twisted as this makes you need to squeeze it. If it were a cute little animal it may have a chance, but trying to appeal to yet another goofy friend is just one more step on your way to adulthood. I guess once you admit your friends are losers your mental health has taken a turn for the better. Squeeze balls can be indicators of future performance.
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If you see someone in your workplace frantically squeezing a stress toy shaped like a fried egg – keep an eye on him. That’s the dude that might snap and go postal.
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Squeezing this Monkey Groan Ball supposedly reduces stress, but doing so sets off sounds that have been described as “the groans of a monkey that has been inhaling helium.” Doesn’t sound all that relaxing to me.
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