If you are fortunate enough to have an extended break this Labor Day weekend, it will be a great opportunity to relax and recharge your batteries. The following products could help you do just that, but be warned that extreme relaxation can result in extreme laziness. One minute you are enjoying some aromatherapy and the next you are riding on a couch around town in your pajamas. It’s a slippery slope.
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Stress toys like this one fall in line with the Japanese “infinite toy” craze—trinkets that simulate a pleasurable experience over and over again. This can include bubble wrap, knuckle cracking and pop-top simulators. This particular pop-top simulator also features an inexplicable clucking chicken sound effect each time the can is “opened.”
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This ball is designed to relieve stress but it seems more likely to convert your stress into downright insanity. Just look a that crazy-ass thing. It laughs hysterically when you squeeze it too. It’s the kind of toy you worry about coming alive at night to cut your throat.
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Have you been feeling stressed out lately? Before you go on a rampage, give Sigmund Freud‘s disembodied head a few squeezes. The tension will just melt away.
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Looking at something as twisted as this makes you need to squeeze it. If it were a cute little animal it may have a chance, but trying to appeal to yet another goofy friend is just one more step on your way to adulthood. I guess once you admit your friends are losers your mental health has taken a turn for the better. Squeeze balls can be indicators of future performance.
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If you see someone in your workplace frantically squeezing a stress toy shaped like a fried egg – keep an eye on him. That’s the dude that might snap and go postal.
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Squeezing this Monkey Groan Ball supposedly reduces stress, but doing so sets off sounds that have been described as “the groans of a monkey that has been inhaling helium.” Doesn’t sound all that relaxing to me.
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