If you carry around a wad of bills just looking for a reason to visit the local strip club, then maybe the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock will make your mornings as enjoyable as your nights. You can get a little show every morning just as you are opening your eyes. This thing does not look like the fanciest gadget made, but then have you seen how seedy the average strip club is? They really just seem to be staying true to their subject.
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