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From Fashionably Geek: I’m not sure if this t-shirt was inspired by the burlesque dancer Courtney Cruz—who caused quite a stir (in our pants) with her sexy Stormtrooper show several months back, but anything involving strippers in Star Wars costumes is sure to attract our attention.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear as though this shirt is actually available for sale. I would expect that to change sooner rather than later—and when it does try to avoid cutting out the figure to play dress up.

(via Emptees)

If your pretentious, wine loving friend is looking for a something a little different for his wine cellar, see if they have one of these wine stoppers. Nothing works up a thirst for a fine vintage more than a buxom pole dancer. And like that fine bottle of wine, a night at a strip club will cost you a bundle.

Product Page ($9 / NSFW Link)