Thankfully, there isn’t a new ear wax-flavored Jolly Rancher and Hershey’s Kisses line—these candy earbuds are only for listening to your MP3 player.
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So you go out and buy one of the best smartphones out there, then slap a sticker on it that makes it look like a crappy old Nokia or Samsung? Maybe your hardcore friends are calling you a poser or something for owning an iPhone. If that’s the case, I don’t think these decals are going to fool anyone.
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Protect your favorite tomes with the BookCup cover. It looks like a cup of tea, and the teabag helps to keep your place.
Nothing lathers up like a burger sponge. It’s a fact. It’s what the Hamburglar uses in prison so he doesn’t have to take risks with bar soap.
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E-readers are cool and everything, but what about all the crazy bookmarks? Reading just wouldn’t be the same without saving your place using a bookmark shaped like a hand tool.
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What could be more dysfunctional than hiding liquor inside a Christmas ornament? If you happen to live with someone with a drinking problem, and your tree smells like booze, you can catch them in the act by covering the tree in bell ornaments. Every time a bell rings, someone is getting loaded.
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These Mini Martini Salt and Pepper Shakers have the ability to create quite the controversy. Is salt pouring out of the shaker the best use for a shaker or is the lack of a martini coming out an absolute disgrace? It really depends on whether you are a sodium addict or alcoholic.
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More of a laser plug than a spark plug, this handy keychain will help light up your presentations and point out problems under the hood.
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This is ridiculous. Shrimp can’t be massage therapists. Even if they didn’t dig into your flesh with their claws, all of their clients would want to take them into the sauna with some cocktail sauce.
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No alien invasion here, just another lamp shaped like a UFO. You were just minding your own business, driving in your pickup down a deserted back road on your way home from a night out drinking when you saw it. I can see how you might get confused. You know, like that time you were camping and came across your friend Boyd going to the bathroom in the woods with his shirt off. You thought he was Bigfoot so you shot him in the ass. Remember that? Yeah, you can laugh about it now.
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