The Soda Can USB Humidifier Keeps You Moist
“What are you drinking? Japanese soda?”
“Yes…yes I am. I have it imported.”
“Weird, can I try it?”
“No, actually….”
“Jesus dude, this stuff tastes like steam…and the can has a cord. I just don’t get Japanese food.”
Powered by USB, this bizarre can-shaped humidifier will secretly keep you moist at home or at the office.
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Guitar Shaped Bamboo Cutting Board
Take a mundane chore, like slicing lemons for some mixed drinks, and turn it into fun by doing it on this cutting board. It is amazing that just making the cutting board in the shape of a guitar can change your whole outlook. Each slice will be just like strumming on the strings. About the [...]
French Fry Phone
Juno’s little hamburger phone was cute, but have you ever gone to get a burger and not gotten fries with it? That problem is now solved. Get yourself a little phone splitter and set both of them on your bedside table. Talk on whichever one tickles your fancy at that particular point.
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Rubber Duck Kettle Makes Teatime Tacky
If you already have your kitchen decked out with knick knacks, you simply must grab this rubber duck-shaped tea kettle. It is the crown jewel of tackiness.
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This Computer Fan Doesn’t Lower CPU Temperature
Your computer keeps it’s cool by using a series of fans to keep air moving. This fan turns that around so that a computer is now going to cool you. You may as well have at least one computer on your desk that is doing some productive work.
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Cigar Pillows: Naptime With Robustos, Presidentes, Coronas and Churchills
Use these Cigar-shaped pillows to add decorative touch to your smoke room, den, or office. Basically, anywhere your wife will not be spending much time—because there is no way she would stand for this in the living room.
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Soapsicles: Showering With Ice Cream
Wake yourself up in the shower every morning with a little ice cream. Unlike normal ice cream that melts all over you and makes a mess, these ice cream soap bars will do a fine job of cleaning you up. Not only do you get the look of ice cream, the aroma of these will [...]
Bubble Gum Correction Tape
That innocuous pack of bubble gum sitting on your desk is not gum at all. Just a carefully camouflaged white out applicator. It does not offer any additional functionality, but that is not it’s lot in life. This packaging will keep all those leeches who want to borrow white out away from your desk, but [...]
Cha Table/Chair: Huge Coffee Mug as Furniture
This made to order table/chair could really cause some confusion on those tough weekend mornings after a night of drinking. First you will wonder whether your coffee mug has grown or you have shrunken, and then you will wish you had a an actual cup of coffee that large to wake you up. You can [...]
Magnetic Cooks Timer: Timer or Lock?
This magnetic timer will be sure to confuse newcomers to your house. Do you really have a combination lock on your refrigerator/stove? Not at all. In real life it is just a kitchen timer that is easily used by just turning it to 60 then setting the desired time. It’s alter ego as a faux [...]
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