These sumo robots walk faster and push harder depending on how much electricity you generate with the hand crank. So, it’s not fat, strength and superior technique that wins the day, it’s how fast you can turn that crank.
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Take your thumb war to the fattest levels with these little thumb-mounted sumo wrestlers.
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You can get your typical wallpaper decorated with stripes or flowers, but they don’t compare to this Sumo Wrestler Wallpaper. Nothing shows your style like two Japanese behemoths readying for a hand to hand battle. A nice side benefit is that anyone will look thin when standing among these extremely large men.
Check out a close up after the break.
Each sip from this saki set presents an opportunity to learn about the ancient sport of two fat guys slamming into one another. The vessels feature hand drawn portraits of past sumo champions—so it’s like the Stanley Cup of gluttony.
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Where does the change go on this Sumo Wrestler Money Box? Under one of his many folds I assume. I mean, Sumo wrestlers are fat, but did this dude get stung by a bee?
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Squeeze these rubbery Sumo wrestlers together and watch as they squirm around together on any flat surface. They will even wrestle their way down a vertical surface like a window, fridge, or filing cabinet. Gradually the two figures will break-free from each other’s warm embrace and the wrestler left on top will be the winner. Kinky.
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Make bath time a little more fun with this sumo wrestler shaped soap. It even comes with it’s own sponge mat. FYI – it smells like sandalwood, not fat-roll sweat and adult diapers.
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