
If you always wondered where the expression “flying fuck” came from, here is one distinct possibility. The rest of your little radio controlled hobby club will be busy with their scale models of actual helicopters, but none of them will get half the attention that you do with this one. An ideal little toy to have around at a party. Buzz this thing around the heads of those douchebags that are hitting on your women.
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With the holidays coming up you will have a lot of family around. And as tempted as you will be to drop the f-bomb, you know that will not go over well. It is an entirely different thing if you have a product that can say it for you. Throw this bomb at someone and it will immediately drop the f-bomb followed by a nice “BOOM!”. It may be the only thing that keeps you sane over the next couple months.
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Put a picture of your brother, Grandmother, the Pope…or any one else for that matter into this swearing photo holder and give it a whack. The stream of obscenities that will follow will have you flashing back to boot camp or that time you didn’t come up with all of your pimp’s money.
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