Not All Sharks Are Dangerous

Some sharks will take your leg off in a flash. We don’t mess with those. We prefer sharks like this guy who will gladly hold your beverage for as long as you deem it necessary. And what is the difference between those two types of sharks? Apparently it is a Hawaiian shirt and a pair [...]

Mermaid End Table is Tacky, Weird…Arousing

We have seen dragon end tables and skeleton end tables, but nothing quite compares to this mermaid end table and its special blend of weirdness and confusing sexuality. Is it wrong to be attracted to an inanimate mythical creature? Yes, yes it is. We already learned that the hard way (NSFW link).
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Skeleton Table: That’s a Fine Way to Treat Your Ancestors!

This “Ancestor” Skull Table gives us a glimpse into what Hell must be like. Condemned to a life of servitude where you must hold up Satan’s beer and remotes for an eternity.
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Fully Functioning Drum Table Makes For a Musical Meal

Oddly enough, this 40-inch rosewood table “is not designed to be played” but it “is fully functional as a drum.” I’ll tell you one thing right now, if I have a big ass drum as a table, I’m gonna play it all damn day Matthew McConaughey style—high and butt naked. Also available in a 30-inch, [...]

Dead Dog Table

Liven up your living room decor with this artistic Dead Dog Table.
It may be a little on the dumb side, but you may not be laughing so hard if you spent $3000 on it. They could probably triple their sales if they just called it a sleeping dog table.
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Horse Table with Matching Stools

This is advertised as a Horse Table with Matching Stools. If you ask me, though, the stools are the cooler part of the set. They took a horse, cut off it’s head and took some off the back to make a comfortable looking seat. Even without the table, a set of 3 or 4 of [...]

Glass Table with Lighthouse Base

This table would be most at home on the Carolina coast, with the base being a replica of the Cape Hatteras light house. But, it would be equally at home at any beach house, or any house that wants to have a beach feel to it. You can be pretty sure your neighbor won’t have [...]

Steady Stick Table + Wine Holders

If you want to lounge around the yard on a nice summer day ( which is a noble pursuit ) the Stick Table and Wine Holders are a welcome sight. Set yourself up in the shade, jam each piece into the ground and kick back. Your drink and food will be within reach so you won’t need [...]

Tour: A Bike Table

Cool table for the average Tour de France rider, so long as those wheels are locked in those positions. Otherwise it would make for a very interesting place to eat that bowl of cereal.
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