Why is it that every outdoor table at every coffee shop is wobbly? Fortunately, this problem can be solved easily with the Wonkey keychain. Just detach it from your other keys and slip it under the table leg to keep things steady. Hell, buy a few—because you know you will leave at least one under a table somewhere.
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Set your coffeepot north of this table and you will never forget where it is again.
Yeah, setting a table with hundreds of compasses isn’t the most useful thing in the world, but attach a strong magnet to the bottom of your cup and you will have yourself one seriously fun piece of furniture. See it in action after the break.
When you purchase this table will determine exactly how much of a table you actually get. As each table is sold they remove one pixel from the table based on the grid pictured above to build the next table. It appears they are currently at 23 pixels removed so you still get a reasonably whole table. And since there are 1400 pixels by my counting, there are probably a couple hundred they could remove before they would have to start shipping it in pieces to you.
Personally, I think the table with a large number of pixels removed would be a lot cooler than than the early models. Would you rather have the first table in this series with one pixel removed or something more like the 150th? Will they ever get that far with their current pixel removal plan and table pricing? Give me the option on how many I want removed and it would seem a lot more fun.
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If you are the kind of person that attends Renaissance festivals and enjoys wearing chainmail as a fashion statement, chances are you are a virgin would enjoy decorating your home with sculptural furniture like the “Subservient Dragon”and “Lord Langton’s Castle” glass-topped tables. Or perhaps you would like to feel all bad ass sitting in the “Celtic Dragon Throne. Pricing info and additional photos of the castle and throne after the break.
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