Neon Scarface Rifle Lamp Lights Up Your Little Friend
If you thought the original Scarface rifle lamp was tacky, say hello to this neon covered replica. If the M203 was Tony Montana’s little friend, this must be the whore he had on the side.
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Doggie Door Knockers Will Not Increase the Value of Your Home
People love dogs—there is no doubt about it. Some love them so much that they insist on defiling their homes with all things dog related. Case in point, the Doggie Door Knocker pictured above.
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The Floater Lure: Fishing With a Log
Fishing around floating logs are usually good spots to find fish, but I am not sure this particular log is going to be attracting many fish. And that would probably hold true even if this “floater” was not artificial. It does seem to hit the sweet spot of what fisherman may be amused by.
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Lipstick Lamp: A Glowing Beacon Of Tackiness
When you twist the white base on this lamp, pink colored lipstick emerges and begins to glow. It’s the perfect lighting solution for any brothel or a backstage makeup table at a strip joint or drag show.
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Jock Wraps: Coaster and Marker
Beside giving your drink some much needed support, this Jock Wrap will also uniquely mark your drink. There will probably not be two people outfitting their drink with a jock strap, so you should be safe. It will also act as a coaster that is attached to your drink for convenience. They come in a [...]
The Tickle Sculpture Is Unbelievably Bizarre
I don’t know what kind of person would find a sculpture of a hand tickling a foot with a feather to be attractive, but if you are looking for a conversation piece for your home - this is it. Unfortunately, most of the conversation will be taking place between your guests and it will probably [...]
