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talking keychain

There are plenty of trash talking keychains in English, but where can Spanish speakers turn when they want to lay down a quick and dirty electronic insult? Better yet, where can English speakers turn when they want to secretly insult someone who doesn’t understand Spanish? This keychain should do the trick with push-button phrases like “Hijo de Puta” (son of a bitch),  ”Maricon” (asshole), “Come Mierde” (eat sh*t) and “Cabron” (man who lets woman cheat on him).

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Hey, I like White Castle slyders and the Harold and Kumar movie as much as the next guy—but this talking keychain is reserved for the truly obsessed. I’m convinced it is part of a White Castle brain-washing project or some underground burger cult. Don’t believe me? When you push the button the keychain says: “Yeah, he’s one of ours. White Castle, it’s what you crave!”

Creepy.

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