These pens will make a ventriloquist out of anyone. The pen can record your voice, and when played back the animal’s mouth will move in synch with the words. All you have to do is stand there like you are trying not to move your lips and let your witty words coming from the animal’s mouths amuse everyone around you. Just be sure you have a good monologue, this technology does not lend itself to improvising.
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The small amount of storage this little box gives you is not its chief selling point. Its comments that provide positive reinforcement every time it is opened is its real forte. It can be tough to convince yourself of just how wonderful you are, but it is a lot easier if it is coming from a third party. Even if that third party happens to be a box.
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Going to see a shrink can seem like a cliche with the usual responses such as “Tell me more” and “How does that make you feel?”. You can get the same service at home without the hefty price tag with this little Talking Shrink. No appointment needed and no chance of an awkward encounter at a social function with someone who knows your inner demons.
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The fact that this Tongue Bottle Opener talks is not nearly as cool as the fact that it is a tongue. Get a good grip on it an start opening.
It advertises that it has no buttons to push and high quality sound. God knows you don’t want a talking tongue opener with tinny sound.
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Get yourself a Talking Lawyer Doll and you can get all the blather without the outrageous hourly fee. You get a few choice phrases such as “This is an outrage!” and “I’ll see you in court!” out of the obvious loud mouth. At least you can throw this one in a drawer when you get tired of hearing it talk.
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