Talking Tongue Bottle Opener

The fact that this Tongue Bottle Opener talks is not nearly as cool as the fact that it is a tongue. Get a good grip on it an start opening.
It advertises that it has no buttons to push and high quality sound. God knows you don’t want a talking tongue opener with tinny sound.
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Talking Lawyer Doll: Because We Never Get Tired of Lawyers Talking

Get yourself a Talking Lawyer Doll and you can get all the blather without the outrageous hourly fee. You get a few choice phrases such as “This is an outrage!” and “I’ll see you in court!” out of the obvious loud mouth. At least you can throw this one in a drawer when you get [...]