Pinocchio Tape Measure: Lies Make it Bigger
Put Pinocchio’s Growing nose to good use. A growing nose by itself is nothing but a good lie detector whereas this one can be used to measure your living room for the largest possible TV that will fit there. And if you happen to be measuring some private parts, a few lies can help get [...]
“Showers of Love” Umbrella Party Favors
“Showers of Love” party favors seem like nice remembrances to give out at your baby shower. And rather than the guests thinking it was just another nice trinket to stick in some drawer, when they find out it also has a tape measure built in, they will carry it everywhere they go. You never know [...]
