Leave it to the Terminators do do the heavy lifting, these cute tape measure robots are surely doing their part to undermine humanity with inaccurate measurements designed to ruin small building projects and frustrate tailors.
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As if you needed another reminder that you are getting fat, this toilet paper from Japan not only features measuring tape in centimeters for doing gut checks, it also features suggestions for exercises that you can do while sitting on the pot. Even if you are not into diet and exercise, you can show your displeasure loud and clear one wipe at a time.
This may not be the fastest measuring device you have ever used, but it is the most fun. Handling all of your measuring chores with a standard metal tape just sucks all the fun out spending your day off doing work around the house. The snail is the answer with a body that is perfectly shaped for this kind of work.
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You can play dentist every time you want to measure something. To get started you just have to yank this guy’s tooth out than get yourself a reading off the tape measure. The beauty of it is that you can pull the same tooth out time after time.
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Put Pinocchio’s Growing nose to good use. A growing nose by itself is nothing but a good lie detector whereas this one can be used to measure your living room for the largest possible TV that will fit there. And if you happen to be measuring some private parts, a few lies can help get that measurement up to par.
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“Showers of Love” party favors seem like nice remembrances to give out at your baby shower. And rather than the guests thinking it was just another nice trinket to stick in some drawer, when they find out it also has a tape measure built in, they will carry it everywhere they go. You never know when you need a miniature plastic umbrella and a tape measure at the same time.
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