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Chuck Testa? NOPE! This bizarre-ass stuffed Pikachu is actually part of a series of dead rats that were painted to look like Pokemon by a Japanese art collective known as ChimPom.

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One thing about geeks. You give them a cool image and they’ll look to recreate it.

Back in January of ’09, this photoshopped image of a squirrel unzipping his fur to reveal a Superman costume got posted. Amusement and geek joy ensued.

Never let it be said that an experienced and geeky taxidermist can’t find a way to let his passions meet. Nope. There’s now an actual squirrel unzipping his fur to reveal a Superman costume up on eBay and it can be yours for the right price.

Oh. Internet. You never cease to delight me.

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A mustachioed dude in a bathrobe lies down on his alien throw rug in front of a roaring fire. There are two glasses of champagne. He pats the vanquished visitor on the back, calling for his lady friend to join him.

“Have you ever made love on an alien’s back before?” he asks.

“Once, when I was in college” she replies. “But it might have just been an ALF stuffed doll.”

(Alien Taxidermy via Boing Boing)

Yeah, it has memory all right…terrifying memories that will keep you up at night. I recall seeing someone develop a computer mouse out of an actual mouse before, but this one is even creepier with red LED eyes that light up with each data transfer.

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One day these mice were roaming free, happily sifting through your garbage, spreading hantavirus and leaving their feces where you normally prepare dinner. The next thing you know their stuffed carcasses are in a butcher shop diorama standing on two legs, wearing blood stained aprons and serving some mystery meat to another stuffed mouse which happens to be wearing a dress and holding a purse. While you may think these guys ended up getting no respect in death, it’s still better than sitting in a pet shop waiting to be sold as snake food.

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At some point every hunter asks themselves “How can I turn this deer’s ass into a unique, timeless treasure?” After all, that ass mocked you as you were chasing it through the woods, and invariably you were thinking of all those other deer asses that taunted you and got away. So when you finally do bag one, how do you adequately preserve and present it… by installing a monster’s head, of course!

If you haven’t been lucky this season, you can get this deer “butthead” which is a newly mounted, real white tail deer that has been combined with a mannequin head. You can pass it off as your own victory, or use it to provide hours of hysterical laughter by staring at it while getting high. Good times!

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