tea light

candle-warmer

There is no reason to feel that your manliness is diminished because you choose to burn a few tea lights around your house. Especially if that small amount of heat is what this candle holding guy needs to keep himself from freezing to death. Would have been even better if he was toasting s’mores.

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lightbulb-tea-light-holder

If you want light, you get a light bulb. It is as easy as that. So if you want the same convienence witha a tea light, there needs to be a light bulb involved somehow. This holder certainly has that covered.

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profile-votive

Don’t let a power outage ruin the plans you had with your beloved pornography collection! Designate this T&A votive as your emergency back up plan and rough it by candlelight. It will give you a good idea what porn time is like for the Amish.

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Where is it you always see a group of people hanging around a 55 gallon oil barrel with a fire inside of it? It is when there is a group of homeless people in an alley in the middle of a city. So this Porcelain Barrel Candle Holder is really urban chic. Just be sure you have some ratty clothes on and a scraggly beard growing if you want the full effect.

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