I’m not putting my lips on anything that came out of the “Sealed With a Kiss Amelia Rhino” teapot. Even for a rhino this thing looks ugly.
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It is pretty amazing that you can take a somewhat generically shaped teapot and make it look like a UFO just by putting an alien on top. This does seem to be the first time I have seen an overweight alien. They are normally depicted as skinny things, but this guy has obviously been on Earth for too long.
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A teapot that looks like a computer can bring some sanity back into your life. As much as you depend on your real computer, the damn thing is unreliable at best. The Computea Teapot will never fail you and will not get a virus. And something about putting anything resembling a computer onto a hot burner is just therapeutic in itself.
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If you already have your kitchen decked out with knick knacks, you simply must grab this rubber duck-shaped tea kettle. It is the crown jewel of tackiness.
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Wanna know how to blow the mind of an tea drinker that lives in a stuffy world filled with porcelain and doilies? The “Plastic” T.Pot can do the job with a design that looks like an inflatable teapot. It is actually made from ceramic, but those stuck up old bats will never know the difference.
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A great gift for anyone you know who lives for gambling. It is not ideal because there is no way to bet on it, but at least they feast their eyes on the elusive royal flush every time they go to make their tea in the morning. Not sure how something as shady as gambling got mixed up with a nice cup of tea, but here you have it in any case.
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