Rubber Duck Kettle Makes Teatime Tacky
If you already have your kitchen decked out with knick knacks, you simply must grab this rubber duck-shaped tea kettle. It is the crown jewel of tackiness.
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The Plastic T. Pot Will Stupefy Stuffy Tea Drinkers
Wanna know how to blow the mind of an tea drinker that lives in a stuffy world filled with porcelain and doilies? The “Plastic” T.Pot can do the job with a design that looks like an inflatable teapot. It is actually made from ceramic, but those stuck up old bats will never know the difference.
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Royal Flush Teapot
A great gift for anyone you know who lives for gambling. It is not ideal because there is no way to bet on it, but at least they feast their eyes on the elusive royal flush every time they go to make their tea in the morning. Not sure how something as shady as gambling [...]