Just in case anyone in your family has ever used the toilet in the middle of the night without realizing the cover was still down, this will help. If there is one thing you want to avoid it would be sticking your butt on a shark’s mouth, be it night or the middle of the day.
You can play dentist every time you want to measure something. To get started you just have to yank this guy’s tooth out than get yourself a reading off the tape measure. The beauty of it is that you can pull the same tooth out time after time.
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The Alli-grator will make your tedious grating chores just a bit easier. Open up his jaws to get to the sharp teeth of the grater and go to town. Just in case you think people won’t recognize that this is an alligator, there is one eye with the classic yellow tint to give him a normal alligator look.
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Truly a unique design, although if you are going to be up against some tough grime and heavy scrubbing, you’ll probably have this brush looking less like Nelly and more like a heavy smoker with periodontal disease fairly quick.
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These vampire teeth are useful for holding place cards and are not the type of things most people should steal. They can take their chances trying to hide a set of fangs on them if they choose, but I know I would never take a chance like that. Maybe that is just what the fangs want you to do so they can get you alone.
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