Simpsons Bucket Seat Cover: Lumbar Support Has Never Been So Hilarious
Even though the episodes have not been top notch over the last few years, The Simpsons is still the funniest TV show of all-time as far as I am concerned. Now you can support your back on long road trips with the comfort of classic animated comedy.
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Yule a Go-Go: The Burlesque Yule Log DVD (NSFW)
Yes, Halloween is only a couple of weeks away—but I just couldn’t resist a Christmas product this bizarre. When I was a kid growing up in New York, I watched the Yule Log every year on WPIX. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it), that Yule Log did not feature women dancing [...]
Simpsons Rotating Eyes Clock: Homer Has Beer On the Brain
It doesn’t matter what time of day it is, Homer always has beer on the brain. Haha…. alcoholism.
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The Officially Licensed Dick In a Box
When giving the gift of your penis to that special someone, the last thing you want to do is cheap out on an unofficial dick box. This version is an officially licensed SNL product with straps that attach to your belt and convenient perforated circles to accommodate your manhood (or lack thereof). Additional pic after [...]
Duff Beer and Flaming Moe Energy Drinks
Duffman: Duff energy drink! It’s the mug that won’t get you drunk when you chug! Duffman is confused. Oooh yeah?
Flaming Moe pictured after the break…
Red Apple LCD Television
Throw this nice little television in a kid’s room or the kitchen, either way it is a bit easier to hide if you don’t like electronics as a decoration. When closed it is fairly inconspicuous, when open you can blast sound out the 2W speakers, one in each door. The rubber leaves and rubber stem [...]
