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Did you watch It’s Alway’s Sunny In Philadelphia yesterday? If so, you may have noticed the gang’s unique ideas for merchandising Paddy’s Pub. Well, maybe the “shot” gun wasn’t all that original, but the Dick Towel…good friggin’ Lord, the Dick Towel was hilarious. Not surprisingly, I found out you can actually dry off with this perverted piece of Americana for only $20! Still not convinced that you absolutely need this? Check out the hilarious video after the break (NSFW).
At first glance, the idea of a cardboard TV may be a little silly, but I bet a kid with a good imagination is watching far better programming on this than adults who dropped $2,000 on an HDTV and only have the option of reality shows or 24 hr. news networks. Plus the kid assembled his TV by himself, and doesn’t have to watch commercials. An additional shark design is pictured after the break.
Modeled after Dexter’s blood trophy collection, these coasters are the perfect companion to a killer drink.
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So, what we have here is a pair of earthenware salt and pepper shakers depicting female figures in a Victorian-style dress with televisions for heads. I’m sure it has some hidden meaning, but I’ll be dammed if I know what it is.
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What could be better than Leonard Nimoy creepily staring back at you as you sleep (your fantasy has come true!). I’m assuming other characters will be available in 5-foot wall sticker form, but for the time being they can be found in smaller peel and stick appliques from the Star Trek series (pictured after the break).
Even though the episodes have not been top notch over the last few years, The Simpsons is still the funniest TV show of all-time as far as I am concerned. Now you can support your back on long road trips with the comfort of classic animated comedy.
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Yes, Halloween is only a couple of weeks away—but I just couldn’t resist a Christmas product this bizarre. When I was a kid growing up in New York, I watched the Yule Log every year on WPIX. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it), that Yule Log did not feature women dancing around in their underwear…or reindeer costumes.
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It doesn’t matter what time of day it is, Homer always has beer on the brain. Haha…. alcoholism.
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When giving the gift of your penis to that special someone, the last thing you want to do is cheap out on an unofficial dick box. This version is an officially licensed SNL product with straps that attach to your belt and convenient perforated circles to accommodate your manhood (or lack thereof). Additional pic after the break.
Duffman: Duff energy drink! It’s the mug that won’t get you drunk when you chug! Duffman is confused. Oooh yeah?
Flaming Moe pictured after the break…
