Lighting a match to try to kill those nasty odors in the bathroom has been used for years. Unfortunately for the poor sap who uses the bathroom after you, this oversized match box does not contain any matches at all, just a box of tissues. Of course, they still come in handy for sneezing and masturbation.
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These lamps won’t provide any light, but they will have a tissue ready for you whenever you need it. You just have to decide which is more important: the ability to read after the sun sets or the ability to sneeze without sending mucus flying through the air. These lamps are betting on the latter.
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Add a festive flair to your bathroom with this Wine Bottle Tissue Holder. The gold and silver bottle with confetti on the label just screams fun. Unzip the bottom to insert a roll of tissue, then just uncork the top for access.That same cork will keep the contents fresh, no worry about using tissue that has gone bad with time.
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These Milk Tissue Holders will keep people from depleting your tissue supply. Who in their right mind is going to check out Japanese milk cartons that have been sitting out at room temperature? For those that are curious as to why there is paper sticking out of the carton they will be blessed with as much tissue as they need. A few pictures of the cartons in action are available after the break.
Gently remove the fuse from this bomb to try to deactivate it (unfortunately, removing the fuse simply pulls up more fuse). Your burnt out uncle or drunk friend may not figure out how the damn thing works, the rest of us will gladly take the tissue and blow our nose. Nothing like a tissue cover to screw with people.
The wording on the bomb leaves no doubt about just how powerful this thing is, so be careful.
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When you think of a comforting stuffed toy to snuggle up to while you fall asleep at night, the thought of used tissues probably never crossed your mind. But take a look at these plush toys. How can you not feel badly for these lonely guys? I assume those are tears on their cheeks and not something much grosser.
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