The Tissue Whale: There She Blows!

Actually, it is more like where you blow…your nose. As you can see, the Tissue Whale can provide relief from stuffy noses when you stuff him full of Kleenex.
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Lover Delights Towel Box For Your Spankin’ Tissues

When its just you, your computer, a jar of Vaseline and a box of Kleenex—it is time to bust out Lover Delights Towel Box Skin Set. Just insert the box into one of the lover’s “beds” and get busy.
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Are You Wiping Your Ass With Glue?

With these Tube Tissue Dispensers, it only seems like you are insane enough to wipe your ass with glue or toothpaste. Just open up the velcro flap in the back of each tube and slip in a roll.
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