Was “The Force” simply a figment of George Lucas’ imagination, or is it a real power that is all around us? My guess is that the real Force exists with Star Wars-themed merchandise, and it is constantly beckoning us to open up our wallets. The following 10 Star Wars products have definitely harnessed that power.
tissues
If mucus or pollen is in any way impairing your life these Allergy attack Tissues will go to work for you. Look at all these uses:
- Muffles sneezes
- Absorbs snot
- Filters pollen
- Absorbs tears
- Other stuff
With a list like that, there is really nothing you may need them to do that is not covered. It takes a product as strong as this one to fight those fiendish looking pollen critters.
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Isn’t it about time your nose made friends with Mr. Snot? After all, no one knows your nose like this little green guy.
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Actually, it is more like where you blow…your nose. As you can see, the Tissue Whale can provide relief from stuffy noses when you stuff him full of Kleenex.
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When its just you, your computer, a jar of Vaseline and a box of Kleenex—it is time to bust out Lover Delights Towel Box Skin Set. Just insert the box into one of the lover’s “beds” and get busy.
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With these Tube Tissue Dispensers, it only seems like you are insane enough to wipe your ass with glue or toothpaste. Just open up the velcro flap in the back of each tube and slip in a roll.
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