The Sith Lord Makes Evil Toast
Nothing starts off your morning better than slipping a piece of bread into an evil looking, black toaster. Each piece of toast that finishes will add one more Darth Vader Helmet to the world. Stare it down and then eat it as a part of your nutritious breakfast. Defeating the Dark Lord before you even [...]
Toast Bandages Heal Wounds With Whole Wheat Goodness
Is there anything toast can’t do? You can eat it, use it to tell time, offer salvation, rest your head, or even heal your wounds.
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Toast Clock: Time for a Little Butter if You Ask Me
Our fascination with toast continues with this brand spankin’ new Toast clock. With any luck, a toast watch is not far off (mobile toast time).
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The Land of Milk, Honey, and Inflatable Toast
What do you do when you are craving toast, but toast is nowhere to be found? If you tote around this inflatable version, you can insure that toast will be available anytime, anywhere. Warning: not for eating or having sex with. Proper uses include: worship, squeezing, and as a makeshift pillow. Measures 6″ tall.
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