For a fisherman, nothing is more relaxing than the sounds of a clicking reel. And when you have a big one on deck, being relaxed is the name of the game. This toilet paper holder helps you get the job done with a click-action reel that helps you dispense tissue.
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Beware! Satan’s toilet paper holder is pure evil. It refuses to take Charmin…only the harshest and most abrasive brands of TP are suitable.
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If you have this golf themed toilet paper holder, you won’t have to endure another lonely visit to the toilet with nobody around to satisfy your voyeurism fetish. These two Laurel and Hardy-esque golf lovers will always be there with proud faces, as if they’re giving play by play of your bowel movements in hushed English tones, or cheering you on as you deliver record setting turds. And if you aren’t the type to turn defecation into a sporting event, you can always pass the time by taking stock of all the homoerotic innuendo that appears in the product.
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Next time you visit the bathroom to pinch a loaf, you can sit back and let this Long Horn whisk you back to a simpler time. A time when answering nature’s call involved leaving the herd on the plains while you made a trip to the woods or a cold outhouse to curl some pipe and wipe your ass with a leaf or some tree bark. What those pioneers would have given for the indoor plumbing and two-ply you so frequently enjoy. Remember these heroes every day with this 12 x 8 x 3” steel wall mounted toilet tissue holder and your own robust 1 gun salute.
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