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The gas masks on this toilet paper are only good as a warning to the bathroom occupant following you. If the odor is really bad you could wad up a bunch of the tp and hold it over your nose to avoid the unpleasant smell. That’s as close as this roll will come to being a gas mask.
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Dingleberries? This cheese grater toilet paper will make quick work of it. Let’s hope it has some serious thirst pockets to soak up all the blood.
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Turning the roll on this toilet paper holder will unleash the moans and groans of tormented souls. Only the most evil are doomed to eternal constipation. They haunt your toilet paper, hoping that one day they might use it. But relief will never come.
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Put some toilet paper in the freezer, because daddy’s coming into the runway ablaze. Better yet, have some Ring Of Fire wipes on hand.
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Everyone’s asleep—this is your “me” time. Take a load off (literally) with the help of this glowing toilet paper. Nothing is more relaxing that a midnight poop in the dark. Am I right or am I right?
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You shouldn’t have to provide your guests instructions about how to properly use the toilet, but strange things happen late at night during parties. For those occasions this roll of toilet paper provides complete instructions. Unfortunately, in their inebriated state their reading skills may not be much better than their bathroom skills.
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Everyone is getting hit by the economy of today. It is times like these that you need to really cut back. The Credit Crunch Survival Kit will allow you to be as thrifty as humanly possible. If the mini pint glass and tiny roll of toilet paper don’t save you much money, surely the condom puncture repair patches will. The included luxury die will let chance decide which of life’s extras you will be able to enjoy on any particular day.
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For a fisherman, nothing is more relaxing than the sounds of a clicking reel. And when you have a big one on deck, being relaxed is the name of the game. This toilet paper holder helps you get the job done with a click-action reel that helps you dispense tissue.
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As long as this dragon can keep the fire breathing to a minimum he should make an excellent toilet paper roll holder. This would be an excellent start to creating your own medieval dungeon themed bathroom.
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Beware! Satan’s toilet paper holder is pure evil. It refuses to take Charmin…only the harshest and most abrasive brands of TP are suitable.
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