From Fashionably Geek: This hand-crocheted Bender hat from Etsy seller Cheewawamomma is has got to be the greatest thing you could ever wear on your head—even better than Zoidberg and Cthulhu (which are kind of the same thing really).
That’s why it’s baffling that this hat isn’t up for sale—she could make a killing. On the plus side you could inquire about having one custom made. While your at it, you might want to ask her for one of the Bender toilet paper cozies pictured after the break.
If you’re a Battlestar fan with $100 to blow on a completely ridiculous item, head on over to Suptertrone’s Etsy shop to pick up this Cylon toilet paper holder. As you will see in the demo video after the break, it features working LED eyes. That’s right, this Cylon is watching you poop.
Puzzles have branched out from their familiar role as nursing home pastime to provide frustrating entertainment in a variety of new formats that will keep you from eating, saving money or wiping your rear. Check out these 10 examples to discover their full range.
As if you needed another reminder that you are getting fat, this toilet paper from Japan not only features measuring tape in centimeters for doing gut checks, it also features suggestions for exercises that you can do while sitting on the pot. Even if you are not into diet and exercise, you can show your displeasure loud and clear one wipe at a time.
The gas masks on this toilet paper are only good as a warning to the bathroom occupant following you. If the odor is really bad you could wad up a bunch of the tp and hold it over your nose to avoid the unpleasant smell. That’s as close as this roll will come to being a gas mask.
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Dingleberries? This cheese grater toilet paper will make quick work of it. Let’s hope it has some serious thirst pockets to soak up all the blood.
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Turning the roll on this toilet paper holder will unleash the moans and groans of tormented souls. Only the most evil are doomed to eternal constipation. They haunt your toilet paper, hoping that one day they might use it. But relief will never come.
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Put some toilet paper in the freezer, because daddy’s coming into the runway ablaze. Better yet, have some Ring Of Fire wipes on hand.
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Everyone’s asleep—this is your “me” time. Take a load off (literally) with the help of this glowing toilet paper. Nothing is more relaxing that a midnight poop in the dark. Am I right or am I right?
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You shouldn’t have to provide your guests instructions about how to properly use the toilet, but strange things happen late at night during parties. For those occasions this roll of toilet paper provides complete instructions. Unfortunately, in their inebriated state their reading skills may not be much better than their bathroom skills.
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