Everyone is getting hit by the economy of today. It is times like these that you need to really cut back. The Credit Crunch Survival Kit will allow you to be as thrifty as humanly possible. If the mini pint glass and tiny roll of toilet paper don’t save you much money, surely the condom puncture repair patches will. The included luxury die will let chance decide which of life’s extras you will be able to enjoy on any particular day.
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For a fisherman, nothing is more relaxing than the sounds of a clicking reel. And when you have a big one on deck, being relaxed is the name of the game. This toilet paper holder helps you get the job done with a click-action reel that helps you dispense tissue.
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As long as this dragon can keep the fire breathing to a minimum he should make an excellent toilet paper roll holder. This would be an excellent start to creating your own medieval dungeon themed bathroom.
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Beware! Satan’s toilet paper holder is pure evil. It refuses to take Charmin…only the harshest and most abrasive brands of TP are suitable.
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You may think you don’t need to tell your guests not to smoke your toilet paper. But put a picture of a marijuana leaf on it and there is no telling what your stoner friends will do. Save yourself a lawsuit and your friends lung damage by using these rolls that spell out quite clearly what is not appropriate.
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The bathroom can be a lonely place. You spend a lot time there and having anyone join you is just a little too weird. Luckily a robot doesn’t count as a person so the two of you can sit there with your pants around your ankles and a magazine in your hands. And absolutely no talking. Guys do not chat in the bathroom.
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