If nothing else, the Potty Monkey would be a lot of fun to play with. Turn him on and at some point in the future he will tell you he needs to use the toilet. Take him and he will tell you how much better he feels. But don’t take him and his pleas will get more urgent, up until the point that he soils himself.
As good as this toy may be to introduce the concept of toilet training to your kids, some of the more deviant children may have more fun purposefully denying him the facilities.
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Freak your guests out by using this handy Toilet Tabletop Vacuum Cleaner to clear the table before dessert. Give them an extra treat by opening the lid to expose the present left inside. This should cut down on the number of people that will still want dessert so you can consider this a money saver.
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Remember that Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. If you are having a difficult time trying to find that perfect gift then maybe something as simple as this Valentine’s Day Toilet Paper Card could keep you out of the dog house. Not likely, and even less so if they ever found out what you paid for it.
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Just a quick observation. While I think the look of water drops like rain on a colorful background is a very nice look, do you really want to be promoting the idea of water drops on your toilet seat? You may get more than you bargained for.
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I am real tired of hearing about Jack Thompson’s efforts to impede computer game sales through the justice system. About the only paper I want to see his name on in the future is this Jack Thompson Toilet Paper. Wiping my butt with him may be better than he deserves.
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