If you have this golf themed toilet paper holder, you won’t have to endure another lonely visit to the toilet with nobody around to satisfy your voyeurism fetish. These two Laurel and Hardy-esque golf lovers will always be there with proud faces, as if they’re giving play by play of your bowel movements in hushed English tones, or cheering you on as you deliver record setting turds. And if you aren’t the type to turn defecation into a sporting event, you can always pass the time by taking stock of all the homoerotic innuendo that appears in the product.
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