toilet
I’m not sure that I want to win the Game of Circuit Board Thrones. Looks like the “Royal Data Throne” here would skin my bottom up pretty bad when I make a download.
Still, interested parties can actually purchase this odd little sculpture for $500.
Product Page ($500 via Technabob)
POP! SPLASH! FLUSH! It wasn’t easy, but you’ve defeated yet another villain defeated with your thunderous #2 move.
But the battle isn’t over yet. You still have to face off with your arch nemesis extra spicy chili with cheese tonight for dinner. He won’t go down without a fight.
Product Page ($7/Coming Soon)
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I came across this port-a-potty go kart while checking into a two-seater toilet go-kart on Jalopnik. Sure, that version can go 32 mph, but can it pop a wheelie and provide privacy at the same time? I think not.
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This simple “iPoop” concept starts with a common wastebasket, and transforms it into a laptop/tablet stand. It’s convenient, although it looks like it would be uncomfortable to hunch over and use. Still, the creator has started a facebook page in an attempt to draw the attention of a manufacturer that can turn this into an actual product.
But here’s my question: do you use your laptop, phone, or tablet pc on the toilet?
We loved his Mega Man and Proto Man hoodie concepts, but this Admiral Ackbar toilet idea proves that Brendon Phillips, aka Deviantart user bmansnuggles, is going mad.
If you haven’t heard of them before, Toto is a Japanese company that makes, arguably, the most technologically sophisticated receptacles you could ever poop in. Their latest, the Greenmax 4.8, is part of a new green initiative for the company, and they have themselves a little mascot to help promote it.
As far as Transforming powers go, this toilet bot must have been last in line at the manufacturer, but he could very well be the last robot you would ever want to wage a war for control of the planet with. Who knows what he might throw at you.
(TOTO via Plastic Pals)
As if you needed another reminder that you are getting fat, this toilet paper from Japan not only features measuring tape in centimeters for doing gut checks, it also features suggestions for exercises that you can do while sitting on the pot. Even if you are not into diet and exercise, you can show your displeasure loud and clear one wipe at a time.
If you take your bathroom time seriously, you need to take a look at the not-so-high tech Crapmaster 3000. It has room for 3 rolls of toilet paper, plenty of magazine storage space and a shelf for your ashtray and beer. It has everything you need to survive the morning after an epic visit to Golden Corral.
Product Page ($110)
This frog looks very normal sitting there on the toilet, though by his facial expression he is straining and in a bit of pain. I guess if you what came out of you was shaped like paper clips, you would be in pain too. But just lift the frog off his porcelain throne and his magnetic bottom will bring a paper clip with him. A desk accessory that is useful while still bringing a touch of vulgarity.
Product Page ($9.90)
