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Few people know the story of Frank the Reindeer. He tried out for the team, but he lacked “star quality”, and his name was all wrong for the image that Santa was trying to convey to the public. Second, he wasn’t the best flier. He was down on his luck though, and Santa found it in his heart to give him a job anyway. Sometimes Frank wishes he hadn’t.
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There is nothing fun about public toilets, but the embarrassment of every sound you make in there being heard by all the others currently using the same restroom is an uncomfortable situation at best. The Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker saves you that discomfort by giving you up to 25 seconds of toilet flushing sounds to cover any noise you may be emitting. It isn’t the only product on the market with this functionality, but it’s a little more practical and discreet than one shaped like a rose that seems to applaud your bowel movements.
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Congrats to Marie Oh, Steve Wampold and Graylee Santi! They will be flushing their way to a brighter future with the Toilet Bank from Outrageous Ventures and Prank Place. Make sure to check them out if you want to put a little weirdness into your gift giving this holiday season.
I know what you are thinking—why would I throw away money buying some ridiculous toilet bank that flushes coins when I could be using that money to feed my children? If you are one of the three lucky winners, you don’t have to pay a dime thanks to Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures. Plus, with all the coinage you will save those kids can buy two things off the dollar menu. Today’s the last day, so hurry and head on over to the contest page for instructions on how to enter.
Believe it or not, you can beat the recession by flushing your money down the toilet—if you have a toilet bank that is. Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures are back with another toilet-themed gift for you that’s as practical as it is ridiculous. Just place a coin in the bowl and flush your way to financial security. We’re giving away a toilet bank to three lucky readers—all you have to do to enter is send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Help Me Flush My Money Down The Toilet” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. You can also enter automatically by tweeting this post. Winners will be chosen at random on Monday, November 9th. Good Luck!
Why the hell would I want a toilet coffee mug you ask? Well, it’s free for one thing—and it has slightly nauseating uses that extend well beyond drinking watery brown fluid. Thanks to Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures, we are giving away the toilet mug over the weekend to four lucky readers. To enter, just send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “I Want To Drink Out Of The Toilet” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. You can also enter automatically by tweeting this post. Winners will be chosen at random on Monday October 19th. If you are still not convinced about how much you need this mug, check out the image after the break to see how useful it really is.
Here is a speaker for your MP3 player that you already know how to work. Just connect your MP3 player to the toilet, lift the lid and listen to your choice of songs. The beauty is that when you are done you just unplug it, no flushing needed. The built in Lithium ion battery can be recharged with the included USB cable.
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Add the final touch to your bachelor pad by outfitting all your toilets with these Mud Flap Girl Toilet Handles. Simple, iconic handles that are totally inappropriate for your average home but work perfectly in the right circumstances.
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Using this toilet seat clock in the bathroom would be the natural choice, but it is possible it would fit in with the decor of other rooms in your house. Wherever you do hang it, every hour will be announced with a flush and probably scare the hell out of anyone using the toilet at that point.
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Nothing like flinging poo as a form of family entertainment. With velcro covered “poo” balls and a board shaped like a toilet seat, Doo Doo Darts will keep you entertained for hours trying to best your friends in a battle of excrement tossing.
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