Idiot’s Toilet Mat Provides Step By Step Instructions
“Shake it before you put it away.” Nice tip, I’ll remember that.
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A Bathroom Buddy That Won’t Creep You Out
The bathroom can be a lonely place. You spend a lot time there and having anyone join you is just a little too weird. Luckily a robot doesn’t count as a person so the two of you can sit there with your pants around your ankles and a magazine in your hands. And absolutely no [...]
Off-Road Commode Could Be A Lifesaver
A place to sit while trying to relieve yourself outdoors may not solve every problem with emergency toiletry, but it is a start. This makes me want to put a hitch on my car even though I have absolutely nothing to tow. The camouflage covering will keep it well hidden when not in use.
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Golf T.P. Holder: A Cheering Section for #2.
If you have this golf themed toilet paper holder, you won’t have to endure another lonely visit to the toilet with nobody around to satisfy your voyeurism fetish. These two Laurel and Hardy-esque golf lovers will always be there with proud faces, as if they’re giving play by play of your bowel movements in hushed [...]
Twin Toilet Salt and Pepper Shakers: Mmmm…Toilet Seasoning
Mmmm…wow. This burger has an interesting flavor. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but I know that I’ve tasted it before. Where was that? Oh yeah, it was at this seedy truck stop. I kept sending my burger back and yelling at the cook to get it right. He was pretty pissed, but he [...]
Toilet Roll Puzzle: You Will Have to Rely on Your Wits If You Want to Wipe
If you reach for the toilet paper roll only to find a “Don’t Pee Me Off” puzzle denying access—stay calm. You must stay sharp if you want to emerge victorious. And remember—dingleberries are the price of failure.
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Guitar Toilet Handle: Pinch a Loaf of Rock
Give that deuce you just dropped a rockin’ sendoff with this satin pewter guitar toilet handle.
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The Toilet Brush of The Dammed
What better way to honor the dead than to hollow out their skull for use as a toilet brush holder? “Oh Grandpa! We miss you so much! (Sob)…Hang on. I have a dingleberry to deal with then I’m going to need your help.”
Made of pre-painted cold cast resin.
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Toilet Shaped Plant Holder For the Caring Nurturer
They say that talking to your plants helps them grow—which implies that plants have some sort of consciousness (and maybe even feelings). So, what kind of message are you sending when you pot your plant in a toilet? You might as well water it with your urine.
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Toilet Stress Toy: When You Have a Rough One on Deck
Last night was a little fuzzy, but you do remember eating a ton of beef during dinner. Like a whole cow. And you topped it all of with a mountain of buffalo wings and what seemed like an entire wheel of cheese. Yeah, the excursion into the bathroom this morning is going to be [...]
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