E-readers are cool and everything, but what about all the crazy bookmarks? Reading just wouldn’t be the same without saving your place using a bookmark shaped like a hand tool.
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A day spent working on the car or motorcycle won’t be so lonely when you have a drop forged, chrome plated skank to feel up every time you need a 1/2” – 3/4” wrench. So buy American, because these ladies won’t let you work your perverted mojo in metric.
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Tuning up a nanobot? Pulling out a splinter? The “working” fun pliers attached to this keychain can handle your smallest jobs.
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Pray you never play golf behind a foursome making use of the Div Pro. Like other golf tools, it can fix divots, mark balls, clean the grooves on clubs and help to keep your grips in good shape—but it also has a couple unexpected features. It can hold cigars and puncture cans so you can shotgun beers.
Picture the guys in front of you laughing, smoking, drunk off their ass and hacking their way around the golf course. Will they let you play through? Of course not. You confront them, they don’t appreciate it, and the next thing you know you are teeing off on one of their faces with your driver. It happens all the time. Additional images are available after the break.
They may not be able to make decent cars anymore, but US automakers can sure churn out one hell of a tool box. You could probably get a more practical version for less money, but consider the $100 purchase price as a patriotic contribution.
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The “Personal Hammer and Stake” is a bizarre wooden creation from the folks at WoodMarvels. Made up of several thin layers of plywood and personalized for the user, this hammer and stake set can be mounted close by in case of a vampire emergency.
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There is really no sense in buying a whole bunch of gadgets for your outdoor activities when one will do. With this one tool you get a spatula, fork, bottle opener, corkscrew, tongs (extendable), serrated cutting edge and a slot for a disposable lighter. If I get stranded on a deserted island this tool would be my one wish, assuming Brazilian supermodels are not available for choosing.
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When someone gives you a gift they really hope you get a lot of use out of it. Give someone this set of tools that are actually bottle openers and they will be sure to. They may think it is just a small set of tools when they first open it, and that would require them to do a lot of work they were not really up for. But when they find out they are all bottle openers, they may just invite you to join them in christening the set. That works out well for all involved. Each tool is made of iron so these things will remove caps like nothing else.
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Is it a tape measurer?
Why, yes it is!
Is it a note pad and a calculator?
Guilty as charged.
Is it a LED flashlight?
You bet.
Why, I would mortgage my house for a miracle, space-age tool like this. How much does it cost?
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This little penguin flashlight may be cute, but it is also a useful tool to have around the house. At the press of a button, he will raise a wing that you can pump to charge the LED light up—so you will always have a light when you need one. When disaster strikes, you want the peace of mind that only a “Bright Guy” penguin flashlight can provide.
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