
And that tenth guy took the survey in a mental hospital. Ok, he’s not really a dentist—he just calls himself a dentist. I think that was because he killed a bunch of people with a dentist drill, stole their teeth and painted them up to look like his mom. But I won’t bore you with that story.
This marvelous product doesn’t actually contain any toe jam, but those toes do a great job of holding your toothbrush on the wall.
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This Hercules Toothbrush Holder will tell your loved one that you care enough to get them a gift, but they really need to do something about the morning breath. Maybe they will be so enthralled with the cute little guy they won’t even register the insinuated insult.
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If kids were splitting open your skull to store their slobbery toothbrushes, you would be pissed off too.
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These handy suction cup robots have a secure grip to hold things like your toothbrush, razor, glasses or pens. This is the kind of menial job a robot gets when it lacks the programming to ascend to a more prestigious position. It’s the high school dropout of the robot world.
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The “Use This” toothbrush holder let’s people know you are not screwing around when it comes to germs.
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This tooth brush holder is both simple and can add to the decor of your bathroom. It’s allure could be memories of your youth when running barefoot through the grass was a daily activity. Maybe you like the color green. Or maybe it is just that even at your drunkest it is still a holder you could could manage to get your toothbrush into. As if you are brushing your teeth after a long night out with your friends.
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