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Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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Using a combination of Melatonin, Balm Mint, Valerian, and Passionflower, Pearly Dreams toothpaste supposedly helps you get a better nights sleep. But don’t take the manufacturer’s word for it—the product is fully endorsed by Aerosmith’s Brad Whitford:
“After a night of rocking on tour, there is no better way to get to sleep than with PearlyDreams!”
Yeah, that doesn’t sound like some canned marketing response or anything. Let’s not forget that rockstar “sleep aids” usually involve booze and hardcore narcotics. And it’s not so much “sleep” as it is a “coma.”
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Stick one of these spread heads on your tube of Colgate and give your kids all the thrills that come along with watching a plastic head regurgitate toothpaste night after night. But be warned, if you see your tot running to get his toothbrush next time Fluffy spits up a hairball, you can bet they’re thinking that if it comes out of an animal’s mouth, it must be minty and fresh.
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When the economy has taken a downturn, you need to save money any way you can—and that includes getting the most out of your toothpaste tubes. This wall-mounted dispenser will roll up the tube via a rotating knob to ensure that you get every last drop. It even comes in several fruit-inspired colors.
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