Top Gear took some time out of it’s busy schedule of talking about the Bugatti Veyron and faking reviews of electric cars to go over the finer points of the the Halo 4 Warthog as featured in Forza 4.
If you ever wanted to hear Jeremy Clarkson go on about features on a fictional video game vehicle, check out the video after the break.
Today at CES, the audio specialists at Speakal announced the fruit of a partnership with the BBC that will certainly delight fans of Doctor Who and Top Gear—Tardis and Stig speakers.
Oooh…let Top Gear’s Stig drive all over your naked body with his very own line of bath products. Comes in body wash and soap on a rope varieties. I’m not sure what the soap smells like, but if I had to guess, it would be “burning tires.” The body wash version is available after the break.
We love Top Gear gadgets around here, and now you can add this mouse and racetrack mat set to the list. Race the Stig’s disembodied head around the mousepad track for minutes of fun.
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Sharpen your pencil like a real man would, with a V8 engine. The roar of the engine will come to life with every pencil that gets sharpened. And just like a neglected engine, if you don’t maintain your sharpener by emptying out the shavings, the engine will stall. Whether you are a fan of the BBC’s Top Gear or not makes no difference, using a V8 to sharpen your pencil is the only way to go.
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Even if you are not a fan of the BBC’s Top Gear show, you have to appreciate a USB Memory Stick that is a race car driver that you just have to break in half to use. The lower half is pretty much useless, which many women would argue is about the same for all men.
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Whether or not you are a fan of BBC’s Top Gear show, a bust of a race car driver as an alarm clock with a display in the visor and the time projected as well can’t be passed over. Maybe now you can finally unmask Stig who never removes his own helmet on the show.
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