
It doesn’t matter what the other guys in the auto repair garage think when you put your LEGO Headlamp Torch on, it has two adjustable LED’s in his feet that will put the light right where you need it. Clip this little man onto any headgear you choose to wear and get right to work. You can even use his hands to hold some hardware for you.
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Don’t let this charming little flower lamp fool you. One click of the button on the bottom and the torch underneath with eliminate any monsters that may be lurking under your child’s bed or in their closet. When not in use as a weapon, the lamp can be turned on and off by pressing down on the flower. An additional image is available after the break.
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No, this isn’t a cigarette lighter that hangs from your cellphone, it’s actually just a LED flashlight. Why it is shaped like a pipe with a cigarette dangling from it is beyond me.
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Your miniature machine gun would be cool enough if it didn’t have two additional and very useful functions. The scope that is used as a laser pointer and the blue jet torch that leaps from the barrel let you both point and smoke. All they need to add to make you super cool would be a little miniature holster.
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You can use this as a regular flashlight, but that would sort of defeat the purpose. Why just have light when you can have projected images of a clone trooper, C3PO with R2-D2 or Yoda? On the downside, it is powered by 2 AA batteries, so I wouldn’t expect a lightsaber here.
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The next time you hear a bump in the night, grab your gigantic rat torch and investigate. If there is a burglar downstairs, you might just scare him off with this thing. Also available in grub and eyeball versions. As a bonus, there is the Fright Light Sound Fx torch that functions as a normal flashlight, but with 8 chilling sound effects. All are pictured after the break.
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If there ever was a household gadget I worried about coming alive to enslave it’s human oppressors, this creepy robot LED torch/nightlight would be it. It can transform into three different forms: humanoid robot, scrambling spider and standing spider. Additional images are available after the break.
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Indeed, that you will get a camcorder, a gorgeous woman, LEDs and flames in this handy little device. Unfortunately, it only looks like a camcorder—but the LED flashlight, butane lighter and the hot chick in the display are the real deal. Additional images are available after the break.
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Sure the fish shape is a little weird, but it’s hard to argue with a keychain that also functions as a TV remote, bottle opener and flashlight for only $6.
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