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Angus the tortoise wears a kilt; he’s comfortable in his turtlehood. He travels to the renaissance faire and gives his best William Wallace impression. He wears a saddle and drags a small cart. He walks at an impressive speed considering the luggage (and that he’s a turtle).

Watch Angus mosey along in the video after the jump.

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tortoise usb hub

This turtle is mutated alright—but instead of a wisecracking ninja it transformed into a 4-port USB hub with an ashtray and a stapless stapler. Additional images are available after the break.

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tortoise-lamp

This is a perfect accessory for the reptile loving homeowner with a need for indirect lighting. Throw on a Barry White song and you will have the perfect setup that no one could refuse. I never would have guessed that a baritone and a tortoise could create should a wonderful mood.

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