Towel Cakes Look Good Enough To Eat

There is a very simple reason why these towel cakes are awesome. That is because there are way too many people you are expected to buy gifts for who you have no idea what to get. The answer is a Towel Cake. The towel is useful and the fact that it looks like a delicious [...]

Candyland Towel

The Candyland Towel is multipurpose fun at the beach. Comfortable to lay on while getting some sun and when you get bored you can get off it and play a quick game. A great way to get all those bikini clad women to hang around with you.
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Dog Towel Holder

A dog never lets go of a rag he grabs with his mouth, now you can use that to your advantage. Slide the towel into this pup’s mouth and a ball will catch it to hold it. Just pull left or right to remove. The holder has a magnet so a refrigerator or stove would [...]

Towelie Talking Action Figure

Share in Towelie’s fogged up state of mind with this talking action figure. Nine inches tall with perpetually bloodshot eyes, he will share his words of wisdom with you. He will share such gems as, “Oh man, I have no idea what’s going on right now!”. I know a lot of people that can relate.
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Instakilt Beach Towel

A beach towel and a kilt? Two things you can always find a use for. Bring it to the beach and you can be an average sunbather, but with a Scottish flair as you wrap it around you and head up. I am not sure why you would ever buy the old single use towel [...]