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Did you watch It’s Alway’s Sunny In Philadelphia yesterday? If so, you may have noticed the gang’s unique ideas for merchandising Paddy’s Pub. Well, maybe the “shot” gun wasn’t all that original, but the Dick Towel…good friggin’ Lord, the Dick Towel was hilarious. Not surprisingly, I found out you can actually dry off with this perverted piece of Americana for only $20! Still not convinced that you absolutely need this? Check out the hilarious video after the break (NSFW).
There are two stages of life where there is a lot of disgusting stuff going on, anything before 3 years old and the typical college student. This kit of towels for cleaning them up will get more use than anything else you could buy for them. I think the baby wins the poop category, but the college student blows him away in the puke and gross categories. We’ll call tinkle a tie.
Product Page ($51)
With the Theatrical Towel Holder on display in your home you can keep the good times rolling even when you’re reaching for a paper towel to clean up puke, your dog’s squeeze, or those leftovers that just didn’t make it into your mouth. Not only because of its delightful appearance, but because eventually you’ll probably see someone using it while they’re angry.
You just can’t be taken seriously when you’re in a bad mood yelling and screaming with this little gem in your hand. Especially if you use this holder in combination with those paper towels that have recipes, fruit, Mom’s words of wisdom, or floral patterns printed on them; because even if you don’t mean it, you become an instant comedian. Photos of several different designs are available after the break.
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As I am sure these nice young ladies would tell you, the only cool towel for the beach is a Surfboard Towel. The size, shape and design of a surf board replicated as a towel for you to lay on the beach. Just because you can’t hang ten doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be relaxing on a surfboard.
If surfing isn’t your thing, check out the Kayak Towel after the break.
Product Page ($13.85-28.50)
