Ever thought about whether or not that spot on the towel you are currently using to dry your face is the same spot your roomate used to wipe off their junk? Yes? Then read on my friend…
A little over a week ago we stumbled across the True Clean Towel, and the manufacturer was kind enough to send us some samples. So we figured we would pass the savings along to our readers in the form of a short weekend giveaway.
When you dry off in the morning, have you ever wondered what other part of your body (or God forbid your roommate’s body) touched the part of the towel you are currently using to wipe your face? Well, the True Clean Towel eliminates that problem by providing an easy to follow map that helps separate your towel drying into clean quadrants.
Dry off with confidence in the knowledge that that hair you just found in your mouth is from your head. You can’t put a price on that kind of piece of mind. Oh wait, yes you can…
Just a quick reminder: Friday is your last chance to enter and win one of the four Dick Towels we are giving away to lucky readers. To enter email us at contests@nerdapproved.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line. You could also enter the contest by becoming a fan of the new Nerd Approved Facebook page and simply commenting in the contest thread. Good luck!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the funniest show on TV. And there is no greater proof of that than the Dick Towel they featured on an episode this season. The good news is that 4 lucky readers from Nerd Approved and our sister site Fashionably Geek can get the Dick Towel of their choice by simply emailing contests@nerdapproved.com with “Dick Towel Contest” in the subject line.” In the body, just let us know which towel you prefer (black or white) along with a shipping address.
Alternatively, you could become a fan on our new Facebook page and simply comment in the contest thread. The final day to enter is Friday, February 12th and winners will be chosen at random (only readers 18 years or older are eligible). So, if you want to scare and offend large groups of people at the beach this year, this towel is how you do it. Enter today!
Product Page ($20/$15 with discount)
If you were looking for a towel with less penis and more boob, a Tokyomango reader spotted one on street in Japan. Finally, something more useful than that special sock you have hidden under you bed.
(Tokyomango via Albotas)
Our Twitter readers heard it first, but I wanted to let everyone know that Nerd Approved readers can now get 25% off their dick towel purchase using the promo code “dick11.” Just head on over to dicktowel.com to get this wholesome, practical gift for that special someone. And if you haven’t already, make sure to check out the show that brought us all the joy that is towels with dicks—It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It’s seriously funny.
Did you watch It’s Alway’s Sunny In Philadelphia yesterday? If so, you may have noticed the gang’s unique ideas for merchandising Paddy’s Pub. Well, maybe the “shot” gun wasn’t all that original, but the Dick Towel…good friggin’ Lord, the Dick Towel was hilarious. Not surprisingly, I found out you can actually dry off with this perverted piece of Americana for only $20! Still not convinced that you absolutely need this? Check out the hilarious video after the break (NSFW).
There are two stages of life where there is a lot of disgusting stuff going on, anything before 3 years old and the typical college student. This kit of towels for cleaning them up will get more use than anything else you could buy for them. I think the baby wins the poop category, but the college student blows him away in the puke and gross categories. We’ll call tinkle a tie.
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With the Theatrical Towel Holder on display in your home you can keep the good times rolling even when you’re reaching for a paper towel to clean up puke, your dog’s squeeze, or those leftovers that just didn’t make it into your mouth. Not only because of its delightful appearance, but because eventually you’ll probably see someone using it while they’re angry.
You just can’t be taken seriously when you’re in a bad mood yelling and screaming with this little gem in your hand. Especially if you use this holder in combination with those paper towels that have recipes, fruit, Mom’s words of wisdom, or floral patterns printed on them; because even if you don’t mean it, you become an instant comedian. Photos of several different designs are available after the break.
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As I am sure these nice young ladies would tell you, the only cool towel for the beach is a Surfboard Towel. The size, shape and design of a surf board replicated as a towel for you to lay on the beach. Just because you can’t hang ten doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be relaxing on a surfboard.
If surfing isn’t your thing, check out the Kayak Towel after the break.
Product Page ($13.85-28.50)
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