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You have to figure that a sex slave doll is one toy that won’t complain if it is played with a bit roughly. As a matter of fact, the more it is tossed around, the more it will shout out “Oh yeah! Aaaah that’s good!”. As long as your dog doesn’t start coming home in leather and chains I don’t see any harm in it.
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At first glance, the idea of a cardboard TV may be a little silly, but I bet a kid with a good imagination is watching far better programming on this than adults who dropped $2,000 on an HDTV and only have the option of reality shows or 24 hr. news networks. Plus the kid assembled his TV by himself, and doesn’t have to watch commercials. An additional shark design is pictured after the break.
Unprovoked attacks on humans and multiple rows of razor sharp teeth are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the intimidating nature of sharks. Whoever wrote Jaws should have worked in their terrifying ability to blast water up to 30 ft. Or maybe that talent is limited only to this Shark Monster Blaster. Either way I should probably mention that I was a terrible biology student.
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Mickey Mouse was top dog for a long time, but no longer. He has been out of the limelight for a while. Now we know why. He has been retooling himself as a transformer to come back as a part of Optimus Prime’s gang. You can’t blame the poor mouse, it is hard to fall so far when you were once king of the hill. Available in black and white or color versions. The picture above is an unpainted prototype.
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