Create a Commie
Drag the metal pieces around with the magnetic stylus and create any of the communist leaders you choose. A full beard and moustache for the Castro look or the moustache and goat of Lenin. Tired of a particular communist? Just shake and prepare yourself a new one. Fun for the whole family.
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PGA TOUR Golf Cart Rocker
Let your little kid get a head start on being like Dad. An attractive little golf cart with room for a few clubs in the back. They can even play outside with the roof protecting them from the sun
And just like his father, let him play with this for five hours on a Sunday morning [...]
Paparazzi Play Set: Bring The Hollywood Experience Home
Prepare your children for a lifetime of E! News watching and tabloid reading with this Paparazzi Play Set. Then grab yourself a Britney Spears action figure, put her in a Barbie Dream Car and mow the nosy little bastards down.
Comes complete with nine vinyl paparazzi and a cardboard “velvet” rope.
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Weather Buddy Dressing Guide
This seems like a product for a clueless kid, but there are many mornings where I had no idea to what to wear before dressing in the morning. What could be simpler: when the temp is hot, the boy has just shorts and a shirt; by the time it gets freezing, he’s wearing a coat, [...]
Tooth Parachutist
Why would I post a tooth parachutist? I guess for the same reason someone would make one.
I haven’t figured out a scenario where any of my teeth will require a parachute. I figure if any of my teeth need a parachute, most likely I do as well.
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High School Musical Eight Ball: No Nudity Included
I just couldn’t help but think that maybe Vanessa Hudgens should have used this High School Musical Eight Ball for some advice on whether taking nude pictures was such a great idea. You would hope the eight ball would have had better judgement than she did. Unless having her nude pictures splashed all over the [...]
Tattooed Devil Duckie
A gift for a blossoming goth child, the Tattooed Devil Duck will get him pointed in that direction. Tattoos, earrings, the devil.. this toy has it all. Don’t let your child wait until he is a teenager to be totally screwed up, start him early.
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Igloo Floating Habitat
An igloo may not be your first thought in the middle of a heat wave, but I think the kids will enjoy this floating habitat regardless. And maybe the thought of an igloo will help cool you down as well. You will need to cool down after you spend two hours blowing this up manually.
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