Although intimidating in appearance, you may think that angry, bald, mustachioed fruit is weak; but trust us, you wouldn’t want to meet Ramirez’s peel in a dark alley.
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I think the makers of this product have come up with what I would call a straw man argument. Is it really necessary to make the couch potato plush look like a mass murderer while the fitness buff plush retains her blonde cuteness? There is no reason the potato could not be a better human being than the fitness buff.
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If you want your cat to use a cat scratcher instead of your couch to sharpen its claws, you need to give it something that it wants to scratch. Let it have a few minutes with this dog shaped scratcher and your couch will be free from scratch marks from then on. You may want to warn your dog about your plans first though. It is made of recycled cardboard, so it’s eco-friendly as well.
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Drag the metal pieces around with the magnetic stylus and create any of the communist leaders you choose. A full beard and moustache for the Castro look or the moustache and goat of Lenin. Tired of a particular communist? Just shake and prepare yourself a new one. Fun for the whole family.
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Let your little kid get a head start on being like Dad. An attractive little golf cart with room for a few clubs in the back. They can even play outside with the roof protecting them from the sun
And just like his father, let him play with this for five hours on a Sunday morning after a tough week of kindergarten.
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Prepare your children for a lifetime of E! News watching and tabloid reading with this Paparazzi Play Set. Then grab yourself a Britney Spears action figure, put her in a Barbie Dream Car and mow the nosy little bastards down.
Comes complete with nine vinyl paparazzi and a cardboard “velvet” rope.
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This seems like a product for a clueless kid, but there are many mornings where I had no idea to what to wear before dressing in the morning. What could be simpler: when the temp is hot, the boy has just shorts and a shirt; by the time it gets freezing, he’s wearing a coat, earmuffs, boots and all the other cold weather paraphernalia one requires. I am a simple man, give me simple tools to run my life by.
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Why would I post a tooth parachutist? I guess for the same reason someone would make one.
I haven’t figured out a scenario where any of my teeth will require a parachute. I figure if any of my teeth need a parachute, most likely I do as well.
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I just couldn’t help but think that maybe Vanessa Hudgens should have used this High School Musical Eight Ball for some advice on whether taking nude pictures was such a great idea. You would hope the eight ball would have had better judgement than she did. Unless having her nude pictures splashed all over the internet is her idea of good publicity.
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A gift for a blossoming goth child, the Tattooed Devil Duck will get him pointed in that direction. Tattoos, earrings, the devil.. this toy has it all. Don’t let your child wait until he is a teenager to be totally screwed up, start him early.
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