
The lights and sounds of a busy intersection are enough to scare you in the middle of the day, use that same adrenalin rush to wake you up first thing in the morning. The blaring music, screeching tires and honking horns of this alarm clock will be your penalty for staying out late drinking the night before.
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After fighting your way through construction zones to get back home, the last thing you probably want to see on the dining room table is traffic cones. The one advantage to these is that rather than choking off much needed traffic lanes, they steer each person to the correct seat. These also have the advantage of not being large enough for the drunkards to wear them as a hat after a few too many.
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The Loo Zone Traffic Cone is one of those things you need if your house does not have an exhaust fan. Still, there are times when even that is not enough. Rather than waste your night standing around and telling everyone not to enter, or just pretending you had nothing to do with it, throw this cone outside the bathroom door to give them fair notice. If they want to chance it, they can’t say they weren’t warned.
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