Transfats: More Than Meets the Eye

From Fashionably Geek: Products with a lot of trans fats may look delicious, but underneath the surface lurks a power that can transform your ass into a monster 3x its normal size.
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Light Up Autobot Logo USB Hub Would Be Very Distracting

I enjoy the Transformers as much as the next nerd, but a 4.5-inch Autobot logo that lights up when connected to your computer may have a tendency to draw the eye. It could also result in a lack of sleep—unless you are afraid of the dark. In that case it may come in handy as [...]