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Indeed, the 3D decal is a bit of guerrilla marketing designed to make us think twice about road safety as we cut the wheel hard and roll down a cliff to our horrific deaths. Check out a video of the decal in action after the break.
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Maybe I would have hated getting up early for school less if I was getting picked up in this chariot of fire.
Want to nerd up your ride in a cheap and easy way? If you happen to have a car with a hood ornament, you can replace it with something like this Stormtrooper head.
Flickr user Agent RayBans explains that he used the head of this McDonalds Stormtrooper bobblehead as the foundation for the ornament. If you can get your hands on one, or something like it, check out Geeks are Sexy to find out how he affixed it to his Park Avenue.
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The question is: what do you believe in? If Star Trek is the only thing that makes sense to you in this world, by all means, affix this Enterprise fish emblem to your starship.
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Apparently one of the cornerstones of a fruitful economy is ripping off the ideas of others. Case in point: this Ewee PT self-balancing electro-scooter, which is basically a stripped down Segway geared toward macho-men.
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Yeah, this Hello Kitty motor oil is an actual product. Seriously Sanrio, just stop this merchandising crap right now.
It’s meant to lube engines (and the pockets of Sanrio execs) but I’ll tell you what’s gonna happen—people are going to start lubing their cats. That’s right, this is cat lube. And you don’t even want to know why people will lube their cats. All I know is, Sanrio will be sorry when the lawsuits start pouring in.
Apparently, this will be available somewhere in Japan for the equivalent of $33.
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The Gas Guard is designed to prevent fuel spills from wrecking your paint job, but it kind of looks like your car has a bib. Seriously, it should have a little lobster printed on the front. Of course, it won’t be long before you start saying things like “Here comes the airplane! That gas is so yummy huh? Oh, you spilled some…who’s Mommy’s little slob? Is the Honda Mommy’s little slob? Yeah, Honda’s Mommy’s little slob.”
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Although the product page suggests it, I doubt there are many biker bars out there that would be keen on having a pink scooter mounted on walls normally reserved for neon beer signs and stains. However, I’m sure just by hearing the words “scooter wall decor” there’s at least one demographic that would be all ears, and that would be those who own 1950′s themed diners, or any restaurant that saturates the walls with crazy shit.
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This dummy satellite dish is intended to give your plain old antenna the “stylish look” that’s so popular with the RV drivers these days. Do you have a TV in there? Are you contacting aliens from the inside of your 88′ Honda Accord? It keeps people guessing, that’s for sure.
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Remember those rear window signs for cars that read “Baby on Board?” What about those people who love having sex in the car, but would rather not make a baby while on board? That’s where these special car signs come in. Each features a hidden condom compartment that keeps you prepared for any adventures in the back seat.
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