
Although the product page suggests it, I doubt there are many biker bars out there that would be keen on having a pink scooter mounted on walls normally reserved for neon beer signs and stains. However, I’m sure just by hearing the words “scooter wall decor” there’s at least one demographic that would be all ears, and that would be those who own 1950’s themed diners, or any restaurant that saturates the walls with crazy shit.
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This dummy satellite dish is intended to give your plain old antenna the “stylish look” that’s so popular with the RV drivers these days. Do you have a TV in there? Are you contacting aliens from the inside of your 88′ Honda Accord? It keeps people guessing, that’s for sure.
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Remember those rear window signs for cars that read “Baby on Board?” What about those people who love having sex in the car, but would rather not make a baby while on board? That’s where these special car signs come in. Each features a hidden condom compartment that keeps you prepared for any adventures in the back seat.
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With all the talk of green alternatives for transportation, maybe you should put this gnome out in your garden to demonstrate a simple earth saving strategy. Riding bunnies may not be the answer to the current woes we have, certainly the bunnies hope not, but at least it shows that the gnomes are working on some new ideas.
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I can’t stand gas stations that don’t have pump levers that can be pinned into position. I also shudder at the thought of what kind of horrible germs could be lurking on pump handles in general. The Gas Gripper claims to solve both these problems by latching around the lever so you don’t have to. It even stores neatly around your cap for added convenience. Now that sounds like a product a hypochondriac can trust.
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Can’t afford a GPS system for your car? No worries. This window-mount frog compass is cuter than any GPS system I have ever seen—and it will only set you back around $2.50.
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If you caught the closing ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, you will agree that the 60 glowing monowheels spinning around the Bird’s Nest stadium were hard to ignore. Monowheel bikes are nothing new of course, but if you want to own the same version used during the ceremony, a website claims to be selling them for $1650. From what I can tell, the specs spot on—but there is no guarantee that what you see is what you get.
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Obviously, a gun mount for your pickup window is intended only as a novelty product, but I would be willing to bet that there is more than one redneck out there that would think this is a great idea.
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Personally, I always envisioned a roof mounted gun turret as the ultimate cure for road rage—but a rubber bat that you can smash your dashboard with will work ok too.
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