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The Nap Cap System is meant to keep your head still while napping in a car, plane or train. While stabilizing the head seems like a reasonable idea, it would seem best for people who are experienced in the art of being restrained. Personally, I am just fine with drooling on the shoulder of the passenger next to me.
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Back in December I came across a website selling reserved spaces in Heaven. After all, it’s not easy to get into Heaven, so it makes sense to secure your spot early. However, it has just come to my attention that the same site is now offering a similar set of travel packages to Hell. But my question is: do you really need to spend $16 for an all access VIP pass? First of all, they claim that space is limited, but I have to think that Hell has plenty of room. Plus, no matter who you buy it for, they are probably heading there on a free pass anyway.
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If you are worried that your sinful lifestyle will end up biting you in the ass in the afterlife, a gag site is selling travel packages to heaven with a 100% money back guarantee. Choose from an Essential travel kit that features the basics for one person to attain eternal salvation. Or, for a few bucks more, you can get an All Access Travel Kit —an exclusive package that will get you into heaven and grant you access to areas reserved for VIPs. The packages includes tickets, certificates of reservation, id cards, and informational guides. Group discounts are available for parties of 5 —so save the whole family! More info after the break…
