trucks

bicep cling

With the Billy Bob Bicep door cling, you can give passing motorists the impression that you are one hick that should not be trifled with. Who would dare mess with a unstable redneck that has meat guns like that? Only angry motorists with real guns I suppose.

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If you are a hunter, the fact that these Truck Antlers have a realistic look make them a lot more desirable than alternatives like car costumes. However, with car costumes, you never have to worry about Ted Nugent barreling out of the woods wearing a loin cloth, shooting arrows through your windshield.

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RC Dump Truck

by Jeff Chenkus on March 29, 2008

in Toys

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All those hotshots with their radio controlled Porsches think they are so cool. This dump truck may not have the speed those cars do but on wrong move and it will turn those things into scrap heaps. You could even upgrade the motor in it to really surprise the rest of the race field. And if you can’t outrun them you can always dump your load to get them off your ass.

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