Although the sight of an inflatable will most likely give way to fond memories of beach vacations and sexual relief, few realize that they can also serve a myriad of other purposes. They can point out nerds, exploit a tragedy, waist natural resources and terrorize your town in the form of a giant rolling turd. Next time you throw a party or go to a sporting event, dispense with the traditional beach ball and consider employing one of these 10 baffling inflatables instead.
turkey
You know…because it’s a plush turkey. If your bird tastes like plush, you’ve done something wrong. If it’s got something fuzzy it it, that’s probably a feather. Or hair. God, I hope it’s not pubes.
At any rate, this cuddly, handcrafted feast features removable drumsticks and stuffing for kids that love to play with their food.
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A dry bird will ruin Thanksgiving. Your mother in law will make some sort of crack about your cooking skills, you’ve had a few so you call her a bitch, and it’s all fists, hair pulling and tears from there on out. One turkey-shaped turkey baster could have avoided everything.
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Take this inflatable turkey into the kitchen to carve and your guests will think they are in for a home cooked feast. You can’t cook of course, so dinner is courtesy of Boston Market—but no one will ever know the difference.
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