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turkey shaped turkey basterA dry bird will ruin Thanksgiving. Your mother in law will make some sort of crack about your cooking skills, you’ve had a few so you call her a bitch, and it’s all fists, hair pulling and tears from there on out. One turkey-shaped turkey baster could have avoided everything.

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inflatable turkey

Take this inflatable turkey into the kitchen to carve and your guests will think they are in for a home cooked feast. You can’t cook of course, so dinner is courtesy of Boston Market—but no one will ever know the difference.

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