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These gift boxes will give you the best of both worlds. You get to see the look of total bewilderment as the recipient unwraps what appears to be a very odd gift. I mean, not everyone gets a Bacon Tuxedo on their birthday. They may be pleasantly surprised when they open the box and find a real gift. Or maybe they will be disappointed. Everyone loves bacon. Also available in a Gravy Fountain box, shown after the break.

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I can’t think of a gift that would be more appreciated by a new husband than a way to have liquor handy at all times—that’s where this stylish Tuxedo Flask comes in. They both may think it was a nice keepsake when they open it at the wedding, but he will soon learn just how much he needs that liquor nearby.

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Babies are generally not very well dressed, usually wearing clothing that are made more for ease and comfort than looks. But this little Baby Tuxedo will make him stand out as the fashion plate he is. No more embarrassing onesies at the opera. He has to learn that black tie required means black tie required for everyone.

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