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Sometimes aliens sneak into our airspace and the few people that actually see them are considered nut cases. Other times they are hiding in plain sight. This alien sitting on a suspiciously shaped swing will be right at home on your porch. Many will see him, all will assume he is fake. And while this one actually is fake, it just gives real aliens the perfect spot to hide before they strike.
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This may be one of the few UFO’s that you won’t see flying around. And when the top of the ship opens you won’t see aliens, you will just have a portable MP3 speaker to play all your tunes on the go. This little piece of alien technology doesn’t even require batteries with its included USB cable to charge it.
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No alien invasion here, just another lamp shaped like a UFO. You were just minding your own business, driving in your pickup down a deserted back road on your way home from a night out drinking when you saw it. I can see how you might get confused. You know, like that time you were camping and came across your friend Boyd going to the bathroom in the woods with his shirt off. You thought he was Bigfoot so you shot him in the ass. Remember that? Yeah, you can laugh about it now.
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There is nothing colder than deep space, so if this alien robot and UFO can stay warm out there they can certainly keep your delicate hands warm during a minor cold snap. Just click the tab inside and you can enjoy their radiating warmth. A hand warmer for all cold weather activities whether they involve space travel or not.
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Chalkals wall graphics will spark a child’s imagination with vivid nightmares about alien abductions and invasions from outer space. As if that wasn’t enough, you also get the added benefit of using chalk to draw martians smiling and waving from the cutesy UFOs as they beam up the populous for probing. A great way to start generating business for tomorrow’s therapists today.
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Eliminate your fear of aliens and UFOs by serving snacks out of their smiling, hollow heads. And since you’ll be unconsciously associating aliens with junk food, don’t be surprised if your kids one day save Earth from a UFO invasion by inadvertently cracking open alien heads to look for Oreos.
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Not every alien comes to earth with the idea of taking over. This guy came with no weapons at all, just a desire to serve your needs. For every press of the alien you get a landing-craft sound, the words ‘We come in peace’ or ‘Greetings earthling’ from the UFO shaped speaker. I can’t think of a better way for you to let visitors know just how cool you are. They specify the frequency used for the wireless function as 315 MHz in case you hadn’t already made up your mind to get one.
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It is pretty amazing that you can take a somewhat generically shaped teapot and make it look like a UFO just by putting an alien on top. This does seem to be the first time I have seen an overweight alien. They are normally depicted as skinny things, but this guy has obviously been on Earth for too long.
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