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uglypillowAhh, the one night stand. Alcohol made her look like the centerfold in last month’s issue of Playboy, but the next morning reality stepped in to let you know her face is more like a ham hock. Avoid those awkward moments with this pillow case that subtly tells your conquest to get the hell out before you find out the bad news.

Product Page: ($15.95)

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Don’t worry, this is not an ugly pink sofa being sold. It is just a small, ugly pink sofa that is also a jewelry box.  It will be a lot easier to hide this than the full size version, the only redeeming quality I can find for this at all.

Product Page (£24.99, about $50)