From Fashionably Geek: Under the list of features, the product page for this magic massage bra only lists one word: “sexy.” However, they also claim it can do everything from increasing your bust size to promoting better sleep.
Make breast more healthy: Pangao breast enhancer effectively make breast up, dredge breast glands, eliminate blood stasis and effectively prevent women from breast diseases and flaccid, also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure. If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.
Um…what? All I know is that this thing rubs boobs. I doubt women would find that as exciting as guys would find massage pants, but hey—don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
Product Page (Pricing Available Upon Request)
From Fashionably Geek: The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
Product Page ($12 for the brief, $16 for the boxer brief)
From Fashionably Geek: Yeah honey—it’s like how some people are into bondage and some people are into feet. It’s what they call a fetish. Seriously babe, it just turns me on. Now staple this picture of Jessica Alba to the bag and we can hump.
Product Page ($17.99)
According to the product website, if you pony up £8.95 ($18.63), they will send a recipient of your choosing “the dirtiest, smelliest, crusty y-fronts we have in stock; full with a delightful aroma.”
Imagine getting paid to box up a bunch of skid mark ridden tighty-whities to send to some poor bastard as a gag gift. Now that’s a racket.
Product Page £8.95 ($18.63)
I don’t even know someone who still wears tighty-whities much less someone who owns a tighty-whities shaped bathroom rug. Still, the product site says it would be “perfect for a little boys room”. A weird little boy that is.
Product Page ( near the middle) $30CAD or $28 US
These Demolished Ballparks Boxers feature images of six famous baseball stadiums that have passed into history: Ebbets Field (Brooklyn), Connie Mack Stadium (Philadelphia), Forbes Field (Pittsburgh), Crosley Field (Cincinnati), Comiskey Park (Chicago) and Polo Grounds (New York).
These stadiums may be long gone, but the memories live on every time I take a leak. What a fitting tribute.
Product Page ( $20 )
I only have two problems with this product: 1. It is a G string, and that is certainly not up my alley, and 2. It has a tape measure attached. Regardless if you think your measurement is on the studly side, isn’t it better to leave them wondering than to give them an actual number? Fond memories are made with a little mental embellishment on your partner’s part.
Product Page ($14.95)
The Ninja – history’s silent, deadly pimp. Masters of stealth, these ancient warriors know how to get into a woman’s pants.
Product Page ( $10.99 )
A bag that looks like a pair of tighty whities – and it’s dirt cheap. Get them while they are hot ladies!
Product Page ( $5 )
Personally, I’m not sure what the big deal is here. My underwear have always looked like that. I’m definitely a boxer guy though. Tighty-whities are a little too snug in the crotch.
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