Ninjaflauge Underwear: Blend In, Disappear and Keep Your Boys Snug
From Fashionably Geek: The way I see it, traditional camouflage is missing one key ingredient: ninjas. These little ancient warriors will help you blend in and disappear the next time your are running around the woods in your underwear.
Product Page ($12 for the brief, $16 for the boxer brief)
No Baby, You’re Not Ugly! Paper Bags Just Turn Me On
From Fashionably Geek: Yeah honey—it’s like how some people are into bondage and some people are into feet. It’s what they call a fetish. Seriously babe, it just turns me on. Now staple this picture of Jessica Alba to the bag and we can hump.
Product Page ($17.99)
Crusty Underwear: Home Delivered For Your Convenience
According to the product website, if you pony up £8.95 ($18.63), they will send a recipient of your choosing “the dirtiest, smelliest, crusty y-fronts we have in stock; full with a delightful aroma.”
Imagine getting paid to box up a bunch of skid mark ridden tighty-whities to send to some poor bastard as a gag [...]
Underwear Rug
I don’t even know someone who still wears tighty-whities much less someone who owns a tighty-whities shaped bathroom rug. Still, the product site says it would be “perfect for a little boys room”. A weird little boy that is.
Product Page ( near the middle) $30CAD or $28 US
Demolished Ballparks Boxers
These Demolished Ballparks Boxers feature images of six famous baseball stadiums that have passed into history: Ebbets Field (Brooklyn), Connie Mack Stadium (Philadelphia), Forbes Field (Pittsburgh), Crosley Field (Cincinnati), Comiskey Park (Chicago) and Polo Grounds (New York).
These stadiums may be long gone, but the memories live on every time I take a leak. What a [...]
Tape Measure G-String: Do You Really Want to Know?
I only have two problems with this product: 1. It is a G string, and that is certainly not up my alley, and 2. It has a tape measure attached. Regardless if you think your measurement is on the studly side, isn’t it better to leave them wondering than to give them an actual number? [...]
Ninja Thong
The Ninja - history’s silent, deadly pimp. Masters of stealth, these ancient warriors know how to get into a woman’s pants.
Product Page ( $10.99 )
Briefcase…Literally
A bag that looks like a pair of tighty whities - and it’s dirt cheap. Get them while they are hot ladies!
Product Page ( $5 )
Stud Undies
Personally, I’m not sure what the big deal is here. My underwear have always looked like that. I’m definitely a boxer guy though. Tighty-whities are a little too snug in the crotch.
Product Page ( Call for pricing )
Butthead Hat
I can think of a dozen people I ought to get this gift for. The Butthead Hat is probably more stylish than most of them deserve. The rest of them may just be confused about the proper way to wear this, and you will undoubtedly find the bill of the cap sticking out the front [...]
