underwear

Ninja Thong

The Ninja – history’s silent, deadly pimp. Masters of stealth, these ancient warriors know how to get into a woman’s pants.

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Briefcase

A bag that looks like a pair of tighty whities – and it’s dirt cheap. Get them while they are hot ladies!

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Stud Undies

Personally, I’m not sure what the big deal is here. My underwear have always looked like that. I’m definitely a boxer guy though. Tighty-whities are a little too snug in the crotch.

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I can think of a dozen people I ought to get this gift for. The Butthead Hat is probably more stylish than most of them deserve. The rest of them may just be confused about the proper way to wear this, and you will undoubtedly find the bill of the cap sticking out the front of their pants.

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